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i also worked front of house at the theatre, which was like...

i also worked front of house at the theatre, which was like some kind of torture – watching other actors, sometimes not very good actors, doing it. i used to sit there with my stanislavski 'How to Act' books, ripping tickets.

Sometimes it freaks me how much I talk to myself, then I realise I actually keep myself sane.

howtobeterrell: Frames boner

howtobeterrell:

Frames boner

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whether you're slim or have a little more to love

whether you like to wear makeup or not

whether you prefer to dress up a lot or rock some big t-shirts and sweats or maybe strut around in nothing at all

whether you're a dude or a chick or whatever in between

whether you're short or tall or don't even care bc we all sit on our asses all day anyway

i really don't give a fuck you're gorgeous and i have things to do so can we please all get along omg

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lovequotesrus: EVERYTHING LOVE

lovequotesrus:

EVERYTHING LOVE

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sandandglass: I love David Mitchell.

sandandglass:

I love David Mitchell.

carsonphillips: I love dresses because they're so lazy and require such little effort yet when you...

carsonphillips:

I love dresses because they're so lazy and require such little effort yet when you wear them people think you actually attempted to look nice

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A message from Prince Harry at the CHIME for Change concert....

A message from Prince Harry at the CHIME for Change concert. (x)

dreamersideal: aheartbeatchanged: Attention assholes: don't...

dreamersideal:

aheartbeatchanged:

Attention assholes: don't sexually harass a girl when she can easily find you on Facebook and send your mom proof of your perpetuation of rape culture.

Moral of the day? Don't mess with me.

GUYS HAVE DONE THIS TO ME!

ROUND OF A FUCKING APPLAUSE! I HOPE HIS MOM GOT THIS.

he's a piece of shit.

child-of-the-grave: My favourite floyd song ever!

child-of-the-grave:

My favourite floyd song ever!

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well, hello there! ↳ Zawe Ashton

well, hello there!

↳ Zawe Ashton

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arteclair: TARDIS + Van Gogh shoes. Think I might have to make...

arteclair:

TARDIS + Van Gogh shoes.

Think I might have to make a pair to keep for myself :)

"I feel like every man who has ever tried to convince me to take some rando shouting "Hey girl, nice..."

I feel like every man who has ever tried to convince me to take some rando shouting "Hey girl, nice ass" at me as a compliment sees it this way: You're sitting outside some Italian café in a Betty Draper dress sipping a prosecco when all of a sudden your dainty neck scarf flies off in the light breeze. Joseph Gordon Levitt, wearing a linen suit with a pocket square and no socks with his penny loafers, steps off his Vespa and hands it to you while saying something witty about how it's almost as beautiful as you are. You then both ride off into the sunset, laughing as Dean Martin plays in the background and the director yells cut on the espresso commercial that is your life.

In reality, it's you getting yelled at by a bunch of sweaty men standing outside a bar at eight in the morning, telling you about how fuckable you look in your sweatpants when you're just trying to get a bottle of milk in peace like a goddamn human being. And it is the opposite of a compliment.

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- 7 Things Women Will Always Have To Explain To Men (via lesilencieux)

existential-birthday-cake: winneganfake: adventurotica: Toothl...

existential-birthday-cake:

winneganfake:

adventurotica:

Toothless cosplay

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!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How in hell does this have so few notes?

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